Thursday, January 20, 2011

*ABCDEFG

A-A
B-BOY
C-CAN
D-DO
E-EVERYTHING
F-FOR
G-GIRL

A BOY CAN DO EVERYTHING FOR GIRL...

BUT

G-GIRL
F-FORGET
E-EVERYTHING
D-DONE &
C-CATCH
B-BOY  (NEW)
A-AGAIN

SO SUCKSSSSS!!!

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

*TAHI???

SEDAP KER??? ERRR...

*GREAT PEN!S????

ITU ARI GUA ADE BUAT ENTRY TENTANG OTAK LU SUCI KE TIDAK...
KLIK SINI UNTUK ENTRY TERSEBUT...
GUA TERJUMPA SERPIHAN KOTAK INI...
MEMANG BERIKAT GETAH TEMPE MASE TU SEBIJIK MACAM DALAM GAMBAR NI


GUA CUBA UNTUK MEYAKINKAN OTAK GUA...
BAHAWA ITU ADALAH  KOTAK PEN YANG BERJENAMA "GREAT PENS"
TAPI MALANG NYER OTAK GUA GAGAL UNTUK MENERIMA NYA..
LALU MENGARAHKAN TANGAN GUA UNTUK MEMBUKA GELANG GETAH ITU...
INI ADALAH GAMBAR GELANG GETAH YANG TELAH DI BUKA...


 OWH.. GUA TAK BERSALAH...

p/s:gua tertanya-tanya produk apekah

Sunday, January 9, 2011

*FACEBOOK WILL BE END ON MARCH 15th

PALO ALTO, CA –Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebook will be shut down in March. Managing the site has become too stressful.

“Facebook has gotten out of control,” said Zuckerberg in a press conference outside his Palo Alto office, “and the stress of managing this company has ruined my life. I need to put an end to all the madness.”
Zuckerberg went on to explain that starting March 15th, users will no longer be able to access their Facebook accounts.

“After March 15th the whole website shuts down,” said Avrat Humarthi, Vice President of Technical Affairs at Facebook. “So if you ever want to see your pictures again, I recommend you take them off the internet. You won’t be able to get them back once Facebook goes out of business.”
Zuckerberg said that the decision to shut down Facebook was difficult, but that he does not think people will be upset.

“I personally don’t think it’s a big deal,” he said in a private phone interview. “And to be honest, I think it’s for the better. Without Facebook, people will have to go outside and make real friends. That’s always a good thing.”

Some Facebook users were furious upon hearing the shocking news.
“What am I going to do without Facebook?” said Denise Bradshaw, a high school student from Indiana. “My life revolves around it. I’m on Facebook at least 10 hours a day. Now what am I going to do with all that free time?”

However, parents across the country have been experiencing a long anticipated sense of relief.
“I’m glad the Facebook nightmare is over,” said Jon Guttari, a single parent from Detroit. “Now my teenager’s face won’t be glued to a computer screen all day. Maybe I can even have a conversation with her.”

Those in the financial circuit are criticizing Zuckerberg for walking away from a multibillion dollar franchise. Facebook is currently ranked as one of the wealthiest businesses in the world, with economists estimating its value at around 7.9 billion.
But Zuckerberg remains unruffled by these accusations. He says he will stand by his decision to give Facebook the axe.

“I don’t care about the money,” said Zuckerberg. “I just want my old life back.”
The Facebook Corporation suggests that users remove all of their personal information from the website before March 15th. After that date, all photos, notes, links, and videos will be permanently erased.

Sumber: weekly world news

BAGI GUA, KALAU FACEBOOK NAK DI TUTUP...
ADA PRO AND KONTRANYE...
BAGI YANG ADA BISNES RUGI BESAR WO...
CONTOH AKAKJUAL TUDUNG.. AMACAM NK TAG GMBR KAT ORG LAEN??
BROTHER MLM SUSAH AR NAK TUNJUK GAMBAR NGN DUET BESEPAH..
AWEK-AWEK SWEET NK KURANG LAR NAK AMBIK GAMBAR DEPAN CERMIN...

YANG BAIKNYA KURANG LAR BROTHER-BROTHER YANG SUKA USHA AWEK SWEET KAT FB...
MAKSIAT PON KURANG SIKIT...
KURANG SIKIT STATUS MENCARUT-CARUT BILA TENGAH MARAH...
YANG PAKWE KANTOI NGAN AWEK SEBAB NGORAT  AWEK LAIN PON BERKURANG JUGAK YE DAK???

*OTAK KOTOR

LU ORANG CUBA TENGOK GAMBAR INI...
OK.. SUDAH???
APA YANG LU ORANG PIKIRKAN???
GUA CUBA UNTUK THINK POSITIVE...
TAPI GUA GAGAL.. MUNGKIN SEBAB OTAK GUA TERCEMAR CIKIT KOT...
ADEH...

LU ORANG MACAM MANA???

p/s: nanti gua bagi jawapan yang sebenar

Thursday, January 6, 2011

*SMS PERCUMA SETIAP HARI ???

MUNGKIN GUA YANG BARU TAHU...
TAPI ADA GUA KISAH???
GUA NAK BAGI TAHU JUGAK!!!
LU ORANG BOLEH ANTA SMS PERCUMA TANPA CAS SETIAP HARI...
TAPI ADA LIMIT... 40 SMS SAHAJA.. TP BERBALOI LAR TU KAN???
KALAU ADA BUAT BISNES ONLINE...
LAGI BAGUS...BOLEH MENJIMATKAN NH...

EHH.. INI BUKAN MLM.. LU ORANG DAFTAR GUA X DAPAT APA-APA PON..
LU ORANG PON TAK PAYAH CARI ORANG BAWAH...
GUA TAK PASTI SIAPA YANG BUAT WEB INI...
TAPI GUA NAK UCAPKAN TERIMA KASIH JE LAR..
4O SMS PERCUMA SETIAP HARI?? OK LAR TU...
UNTUK MENDAFTAR SILA KE SINI...
ERR... MOST SMS... KALAU BOLEH UP LA CIKIT LIMIT ITU.. BG SERATUS SMS PERCUMA KA.. KAN OK...

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

*MUET 2010, KEPUTUSAN 5 JANUARI 2011

MUET JER PON...
DAPAT BAND 2 RILEK LAR...
TAK PAYAH BUNUH DIRI...
LU ORANG LEY REPEAT NANTI...
BAND 3 NANTI BOLEH GRAD DAH...

GUA DULU BAND 4.. TAPI GUA MINTAK BAND 3... SEBAB GUA TAHU.. GUA NAK EJA TOMORROW PON GUA KOMPIUS NAK EJA "TOMMOROW" OR "TOMORROW"
ITU BELOM KIRA TANYA GUA BEZA TUESDAY DENGAN THURSDAY...
YANG MANA KHAMIS YANG MANA SELASA PON GUA KURANG PASTI...

HARI INI RESULT MUET KELUAR... GUD LUCK UNTUK SEMUA PE "MUET"2 SEMUA

p/s: muet = Malaysian Universiti inglish English Test

*SASULAN GUA HARI INI!!!

SITUASI SATU...
TEMPAT: BILIK AIR
WAKTU: SELEPAS AZAN ASAR

"SAHAJA GUA AMBIL WUDUK..."
ASTAGA.. TERBAWAK-BAWAK DENGAN BLOG NGAN FACEBOOK PULAK..
LANTAS GUA BERISTIGHFAR LALU MEMBETOLKAN SEMULA...

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SITUASI DUA
TEMPAT : KEDAI MAKAN...
WAKTU: LEPAS MAGRIB

GUA: "BANG BAGI NASIK GORENG KAMPUNG, GORENG LEBIH YEA...."
ABANG AMBIK ODER: BANG GORENG LAMA-LAMA BAGI GARING KER???

ADEH... TERSILAP LAGI.. NAK MINTAK NASIK LEBIH... NASIB BAEK ABANG TU TANYA BALIK.... KALAU TAK MEMANG HITAM SIKIT LAR NASIK GORENG GUA.. HAHAHA

p/s: opsss.. terlebih sudah...